How to Impress...

How to impress a woman

• Compliment her
• Respect her
• Honour her
• Cuddle her
• Kiss her
• Caress her
• Love her
• Stroke her
• Tease her
• Comfort her
• Protect her
• Hug her
• Hold her
• Spend money on her
• Wine and dine her
• Buy things for her
• Listen to her
• Care for her
• Stand by her
• Support her
• Hold her
• Go to the ends of the earth for her...

How to impress a man

• Show up naked
• Bring food
• Do not stand in front of tv...