Getting in to Heaven

God appears to man and say's "If you want to go to Heaven you will have to give up cigarettes, drink, and sex."

A week later God re-appears and asks him how's it going.
The man says, "The cigarettes and drink is easy but when my wife bent over to take the meat out of the freezer, I had to give her one right there and then."

God says they dont like that sort of thing in heaven.

The man says they didn't like it in the supermarket either...