"Father I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how
to say one thing".
"What do they say?" the priest inquired"
"They only know how to say ..... Hi, we're prostitutes, D'ya wanna have
some fun?"
"That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest, "but I have a solution
to your problem, bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will
put them with my two male parrots who I have taught to pray and read the
bible. My parrots will teach yours to stop saying that terrible phrase and
will learn to praise and worship instead."
"Thank you" the woman responded.
The next day the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's house. His
two male parrots were holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The
woman put her two female parrots in with the two male parrots and the
females immediately said
"Hi, we're prostitutes, D'ya wanna have some fun?"
"One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and exclaims "Put the f***ing beads down Frank, our prayers have been answered!!"
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