Bono in Scotland

Bono, lead singer of rock band U2, is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more then just a little self-righteous.
At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, he asked the audience for total quiet.
Then in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence he said into the microphone, "Every time I clap my hands a child in Africa dies."

From the front of the crowd a voice with a broad Scottish accent pierced the quiet....
"Well f**kin stop doin it then, ya evil bastard!"